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Пробвайте еи това да видите какви ги вади'<img'>

grep -R fuck /usr/src/linux

Ако искате може да пробвате и с думи подобни на fuck
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« Отговор #1 -: Aug 15, 2004, 19:59 »
/usr/src/linux/Documentation/DocBook/kernel-locking.tmpl:       If you don't see why, please stay the fuck away from my code.

това ми хареса особенно
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« Отговор #2 -: Aug 15, 2004, 20:09 »
и на stupid има интересни
/usr/src/linux/arch/x86_64/kernel/suspend.c:    set_tss_desc(cpu,t);    /* This just modifies memory; should not be neccessary. But... This is neccessary, because 386 hardware has concept of busy TSS or some similar stupidity. */
/usr/src/linux/net/irda/irnet/irnet.h: * Thanks to Alan Cox for answering lot's of my stupid questions, and
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« Отговор #3 -: Aug 16, 2004, 14:31 »
/usr/src/linux/lib/vsprintf.c: * Wirzenius wrote this portably, Torvalds fucked it up :-)
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« Отговор #4 -: Aug 16, 2004, 17:15 »
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[17:12][root@debilian:~/kernel/kernel-source-2.6.7-2.6.7]# grep -R fuck .                                      
./fs/jffs/intrep.c:                don't fuck up. This is why we have
./lib/vsprintf.c: * Wirzenius wrote this portably, Torvalds fucked it up :-)
./net/core/netfilter.c:         /* James M doesn't say fuck enough. */
./net/ipv4/netfilter/ipt_limit.c: *                   Alexey is a fucking genius?
./net/ipv4/netfilter/ip_nat_snmp_basic.c: * (And this is the fucking 'basic' method).
./net/ipv6/netfilter/ip6t_limit.c: *                   Alexey is a fucking genius?
./arch/ppc/syslib/ppc405_pci.c:  * the kernel try to remap our BAR #1 and fuck up bus
./arch/i386/kernel/cpu/mtrr/generic.c:/*  Some BIOS's are fucked and don't set all MTRRs the same!  */
./arch/i386/kernel/dmi_scan.c:   * Some Athlon laptops have really fucked PST tables.
./arch/mips/pci/pci-ip27.c:      * IOC3 is fucked fucked beyond believe ...  Don't even give the
./arch/mips/pci/pci-ip27.c:      * IOC3 is fucked fucked beyond believe ...  Don't even give the
./arch/mips/pci/pci-ip27.c:      * IOC3 is fucked fucked beyond believe ...  Don't try to access
./arch/mips/pci/pci-ip27.c:      * IOC3 is fucked fucked beyond believe ...  Don't even give the
./arch/mips/pci/pci-ip27.c:      * IOC3 is fucked fucked beyond believe ...  Don't even give the
./arch/mips/pci/pci-ip27.c:      * IOC3 is fucked fucked beyond believe ...  Don't try to access
./arch/mips/kernel/irixioctl.c: * irixioctl.c: A fucking mess...
./arch/mips/kernel/irixelf.c:#if 0 /* XXX No fucking way dude... */
./arch/mips/sgi-ip22/ip22-setup.c:       * fucking with the memory controller because it needs to know the
./arch/sparc/kernel/process.c:  /* fuck me plenty */
./arch/sparc/kernel/sunos_ioctl.c:      /* Binary compatibility is good American knowhow fuckin' up. */
./arch/sparc64/kernel/traps.c:          /* Why the fuck did they have to change this? */
./sound/oss/aci.c:/* The four ACI command types are fucked up. [-:
./sound/oss/opl3.c:      * What the fuck is going on here?  We leave junk in the beginning
./drivers/ide/pci/cmd640.c: *  These chips are basically fucked by design, and getting this driver
./drivers/ide/ide-proc.c:        * What follows below is fucking insane, even for IDE people.
./drivers/net/sunhme.c:/* Only Sun can take such nice parts and fuck up the programming interface
./drivers/net/sunhme.c:         /* This card is _fucking_ hot... */
./drivers/net/b44.c:    /* '<img'> What the fuck is the purpose of the interrupt mask
./drivers/net/macsonic.c:          fuck did SONIC_BUS_SCALE come from, and what was it supposed
./drivers/mtd/mtd_blkdevs.c:       registered, to prevent the link/init ordering from fucking
./drivers/char/watchdog/shwdt.c:         * brain-damage, it's managed to fuck things up one step further..
./drivers/scsi/NCR53C9x.c: * how bad the target and/or ESP fucks things up.
./drivers/scsi/NCR53C9x.c:              /* Be careful, we could really get fucked during synchronous
./drivers/scsi/esp.c: * how bad the target and/or ESP fucks things up.
./drivers/scsi/esp.c:    * phase things.  We don't want to fuck directly with
./drivers/scsi/esp.c:           /* Be careful, we could really get fucked during synchronous
./drivers/scsi/qlogicpti.h:/* Am I fucking pedantic or what? */
./drivers/media/video/bt819.c:                                     BUG? Why does turning the chroma comb on fuck up color?
./Documentation/DocBook/kernel-locking.tmpl:       If you don't see why, please stay the fuck away from my code.
./include/linux/netfilter_ipv4/ipt_limit.h:     /* Ugly, ugly fucker. */
./include/linux/netfilter_ipv6/ip6t_limit.h:    /* Ugly, ugly fucker. */
./include/asm-parisc/spinlock.h: * writers) in interrupt handlers someone fucked up and we'd dead-lock
./include/asm-m68k/sun3ints.h:/* master list of VME vectors -- don't fuck with this */
./include/asm-sparc64/system.h: /* If you fuck with this, update ret_from_syscall code too. */  \
[17:12][root@debilian:~/kernel/kernel-source-2.6.7-2.6.7]#

Ха ха ха ха разпорих се от смях

'<img'>  '<img'>  '<img'>
А сега вижте това '<img'>
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[17:29][root@debilian:~/kernel/kernel-source-2.6.7-2.6.7]# grep -R shit .
./fs/xfs/xfs_log_recover.c:     if (dicp->di_flushiter <
./fs/xfs/xfs_log_recover.c:         INT_GET(dip->di_core.di_flushiter, ARCH_CONVERT)) {
./fs/xfs/xfs_log_recover.c:             if ((INT_GET(dip->di_core.di_flushiter, ARCH_CONVERT)
./fs/xfs/xfs_log_recover.c:                 (dicp->di_flushiter < (DI_MAX_FLUSH>>1))) {
./fs/xfs/xfs_log_recover.c:     dicp->di_flushiter = 0;
./fs/xfs/xfs_inode.c:   INT_XLATE(buf_core->di_flushiter, mem_core->di_flushiter, dir, arch);
./fs/xfs/xfs_inode.c:           ip->i_d.di_flushiter = INT_GET(dip->di_core.di_flushiter, ARCH_CONVERT);
./fs/xfs/xfs_inode.c:   ip->i_d.di_flushiter++;
./fs/xfs/xfs_inode.c:   if (ip->i_d.di_flushiter == DI_MAX_FLUSH)
./fs/xfs/xfs_inode.c:           ip->i_d.di_flushiter = 0;
./fs/xfs/xfs_dinode.h:  __uint16_t      di_flushiter;   /* incremented on flush */
./fs/jffs2/dir.c:               /* Oh shit. We really ought to make a single node which can do both atomically */
./fs/isofs/inode.c:      * Some dipshit decided to store some other bit of information
./net/ipv4/tcp_input.c:  *    all the algo is pure shit and should be replaced
./arch/i386/mach-visws/setup.c:  * What lunatic came up with this shit?
./arch/mips/kernel/sysirix.c:/* 2,191 lines of complete and utter shit coming up... */
./arch/mips/kernel/genex.S:      * Big shit, we now may have two dirty primary cache lines for the same
./arch/mips/kernel/irix5sys.h:  sys     irix_unimp      0       /* 1064  XXX AFS shit         DC*/
./arch/mips/kernel/irix5sys.h:  sys     irix_unimp      0       /* 1065  XXX AFS shit         DC*/
./arch/mips/kernel/irix5sys.h:  sys     irix_unimp      0       /* 1066  XXX AFS shit         DC*/
./arch/mips/kernel/irix5sys.h:  sys     irix_unimp      0       /* 1067  XXX AFS shit         DC*/
./arch/mips/kernel/irix5sys.h:  sys     irix_unimp      0       /* 1068  XXX AFS shit         DC*/
./arch/mips/kernel/irix5sys.h:  sys     irix_unimp      0       /* 1069  XXX AFS shit         DC*/
./arch/mips/kernel/irix5sys.h:  sys     irix_unimp      0       /* 1070  XXX AFS shit         DC*/
./arch/mips/kernel/irix5sys.h:  sys     irix_unimp      0       /* 1071  XXX AFS shit         DC*/
./arch/mips/kernel/irix5sys.h:  sys     irix_unimp      0       /* 1072  XXX AFS shit         DC*/
./arch/mips/kernel/irix5sys.h:  sys     irix_unimp      0       /* 1073  XXX AFS shit         DC*/
./arch/sparc/mm/srmmu.c:         * this shit off... nice job Fujitsu.
./arch/sparc/lib/checksum.S:     * give up.  I'm serious, I am going to kick the living shit
./arch/sparc/kernel/cpu.c:  { 5, 0, "Matsushita MN10501"},
./arch/sparc/kernel/cpu.c:  { 5, 0, "Matsushita - MN10501"},
./arch/sparc/kernel/pcic.c:                              * to shit into regions like that.
./arch/sparc64/mm/ultra.S:       * in Microelectronics who refused to fix this shit.
./arch/sparc64/lib/checksum.S:   * are two fold.  Firstly, they cannot pair with jack shit,
./arch/sparc64/solaris/socksys.c:        * No shit.  WTF is it supposed to do, anyway?
./sound/oss/hal2.c:                              * arrived. Hmm, shit happens, we have one more
./sound/oss/hal2.c:                              * arrived. Hmm, shit happens, we have one more
./sound/oss/uart6850.c: *       Status: Testing required (no shit -jgarzik)
./drivers/net/sunhme.c: /* Remember: "Different name, same old buggy as shit hardware." */
./drivers/net/declance.c: *      v0.007: Big shit. The LANCE seems to use a different DMA mechanism to
./drivers/pci/pci.ids:10f7  Matsushita Electric Industrial Co., Ltd.
./drivers/pci/pci.ids:1189  Matsushita Electronics Co Ltd
./drivers/pci/pci.ids:1261  Matsushita-Kotobuki Electronics Industries, Ltd.
./drivers/pci/pci.ids:140d  Matsushita Electric Works Ltd
./drivers/pci/pci.ids:147e  Matsushita Graphic Communication Systems, Inc.
./drivers/usb/storage/unusual_devs.h:           "Matshita",
./drivers/sbus/char/Kconfig:# no shit
./drivers/scsi/NCR53C9x.c:              /* shit */
./drivers/scsi/NCR53C9x.c:                      /* shit */
./drivers/scsi/esp.c:           /* shit */
./drivers/scsi/esp.c:                   /* shit */
./drivers/scsi/esp.h:   /* The HME is the biggest piece of shit I have ever seen. */
./drivers/scsi/qlogicpti.c:     if (qpti->clock == 0) /* bullshit */
./drivers/scsi/pcmcia/Kconfig:     root@debilian:~/kernel/kernel-source-2.6.7-2.6.7]#                  
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