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Хумор, сатира и забава / Хумор / Сорс кода на longhorn
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-: Jul 04, 2006, 20:33
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Subject: *** TOP SECRET MICROSOFT CODE *** Project: Version - Windows Longhorn Microsoft marketing strategy (MARKET.EXE): Примерен код | #include <nonsense.h> #include <lies.h> #include <spyware.h> /* Microsoft Network Connectivity library */ #include <process.h> /* For the court of law */
#define say(x) lie(x) #define computeruser ALL_WANT_TO_BUY_OUR_BUGWARE #define next_year soon #define the_product_is_ready_to_ship another_beta_version
void main() { if (latest_window_version>one_month_old) { if (there_are_still_bugs) market(bugfix); if (sales_drop_below_certain_point) raise(RUMOURS_ABOUT_A_NEW_BUGLESS_VERSION); } while(everyone_chats_about_new_version) { make_false_promise(it_will_be_multitasking); /* Standard Call, in lie.h */ if (rumours_grow_wilder) make_false_promise(it_will_be_plug_n_play); if (rumours_grow_even_wilder) { market_time=ripe; say("It will be ready in one month); order(programmers, stop_fixing_bugs_in_old_version); order(programmers, start_brainstorm_about_new_version); order(marketingstaff, permission_to_spread_nonsense); vapourware=TRUE; break; } } switch (nasty_questions_of_the_worldpress) { case WHEN_WILL_IT_BE_READY: say("It will be ready in", today+30_days," we're just testing"); break; case WILL_THIS_PLUG_AND_PLAY_THING_WORK: say("Yes it will work"); ask(programmers, why_does_it_not_work); pretend(there_is_no_problem); break; case WHAT_ARE_MINIMAL_HARDWARE_REQUIREMENTS: say("It will run on a 8086 with lightning speed due to" " the 32 bits architecture"); inform(INTEL, "Pentium sales will rise skyhigh"); inform(SAMSUNG, "Start a new memorychip plant" "'cos all those customers will need at least 32 megs"); inform(QUANTUM, "Thanks to our fatware your sales will triple"); get_big_bonus(INTEL, SAMSUNG, QUANTUM); break; case DOES_MICROSOFT_GET_TOO_MUCH_INFLUENCE: say("Oh no, we are just here to make a better world for everyone"); register(journalist, Big_Bill_Book); when(time_is_ripe) { arrest(journalist); brainwash(journalist); when(journalist_says_windows95_is_bugfree) { order(journalist, "write a nice objective article"); release (journalist); } } break; } while (vapourware) { introduction_date++; /* Delay */ if (no_one_believes_anymore_there_will_be_a_release) break; say("It will be ready in",today+ONE_MONTH); } release(beta_version) while (everyone_is_dumb_enough_to_buy_our_bugware) { bills_bank_account += 150*megabucks; release(new_and_even_better_beta_version); introduce(more_memory_requirements); if (customers_report_installation_problems) { say("that is a hardware problem, not a software problem"); if (smart_customer_says_but_you_promised_plug_and_pla
y) { ignore(customer); order(microsoft_intelligence_agency, "Keep an eye on this bastard"); } } if ( bills_bank_account>skyhigh && marriage>two_years ) { divorce(woman_that_was_beatifull_when_I_married_he
r); wave(dollars, at_lusty_chicks); marry(young_blond_virgin_with_big_boobies); devirginize(young_blond_virgin_with_big_boobies); if (boobies_start_to_hang)
dump(young_blond_virgin_with_big_boobies); } if (there_is_another_company) { steal(their_ideas); accuse(compagny, stealing_our_ideas); hire(a_lot_of_lawyers); /* in process.h */ wait(until_other_company_cannot_afford_another_law
suit); buy_out(other_company); } } /* Now everyone realizes that we sell bugware and they are all angry at us */ order(plastic_surgeon, make_bill_look_like_poor_bastard); buy(nice_little_island); hire(harem); laugh_at(everyone, for_having_the_patience_year_after_year_for_anothe
r_unfinished_version); }
void bugfix(void) { charge (a_lot_of_money) if (customer_says_he_does_not_want_to_pay_for_bugfix)
say("It is not a bugfix but a new version"); if (still_complaints) { ignore(customer); register(customer, big_Bill_book); /* We'll get him when everyone uses Billware!!*/ } }
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Хумор, сатира и забава / Живота, вселената и някакви други глупости / Портовете на ataka.bg
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-: Jun 27, 2006, 20:35
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Примерен код | [root@localhost christian]# nmap -O ataka.bg Starting Nmap 4.03 ( http://www.insecure.org/nmap/ ) at 2006-06-27 20:00 EEST Interesting ports on 66.172.78.12: (The 1034 ports scanned but not shown below are in state: filtered) PORT STATE SERVICE 20/tcp closed ftp-data 21/tcp open ftp 25/tcp closed smtp 37/tcp open time 53/tcp closed domain 80/tcp open http 110/tcp closed pop3 113/tcp open auth 123/tcp closed ntp 127/tcp closed locus-con 443/tcp open https 1103/tcp closed xaudio 1109/tcp closed kpop 1110/tcp closed nfsd-status 1112/tcp closed msql 1127/tcp closed supfiledbg 1139/tcp closed cce3x 1155/tcp closed nfa 1158/tcp closed lsnr 1178/tcp closed skkserv 1212/tcp closed lupa 1214/tcp closed fasttrack 1220/tcp closed quicktime 1222/tcp closed nerv 1234/tcp closed hotline 1241/tcp closed nessus 1248/tcp closed hermes 1337/tcp closed waste 1346/tcp closed alta-ana-lm 1347/tcp closed bbn-mmc 1348/tcp closed bbn-mmx 1349/tcp closed sbook 1350/tcp closed editbench 1351/tcp closed equationbuilder 1352/tcp closed lotusnotes 1353/tcp closed relief 1354/tcp closed rightbrain 1355/tcp closed intuitive-edge 1356/tcp closed cuillamartin 1357/tcp closed pegboard 1358/tcp closed connlcli 1359/tcp closed ftsrv 1360/tcp closed mimer 1361/tcp closed linx 1362/tcp closed timeflies 1363/tcp closed ndm-requester 1364/tcp closed ndm-server 1365/tcp closed adapt-sna 1366/tcp closed netware-csp 1367/tcp closed dcs 1368/tcp closed screencast 1369/tcp closed gv-us 1370/tcp closed us-gv 1371/tcp closed fc-cli 1372/tcp closed fc-ser 1373/tcp closed chromagrafx 1374/tcp closed molly 1375/tcp closed bytex 1376/tcp closed ibm-pps 1377/tcp closed cichlid 1378/tcp closed elan 1379/tcp closed dbreporter 1380/tcp closed telesis-licman 1381/tcp closed apple-licman 1383/tcp closed gwha 1384/tcp closed os-licman 1385/tcp closed atex_elmd 1386/tcp closed checksum 1387/tcp closed cadsi-lm 1388/tcp closed objective-dbc 1389/tcp closed iclpv-dm 1390/tcp closed iclpv-sc 1391/tcp closed iclpv-sas 1392/tcp closed iclpv-pm 1393/tcp closed iclpv-nls 1394/tcp closed iclpv-nlc 1395/tcp closed iclpv-wsm 1396/tcp closed dvl-activemail 1397/tcp closed audio-activmail 1398/tcp closed video-activmail 1399/tcp closed cadkey-licman 1400/tcp closed cadkey-tablet 1401/tcp closed goldleaf-licman 1402/tcp closed prm-sm-np 1403/tcp closed prm-nm-np 1404/tcp closed igi-lm 1405/tcp closed ibm-res 1406/tcp closed netlabs-lm 1407/tcp closed dbsa-lm 1408/tcp closed sophia-lm 1409/tcp closed here-lm 1410/tcp closed hiq 1411/tcp closed af 1412/tcp closed innosys 1413/tcp closed innosys-acl 1414/tcp closed ibm-mqseries 1415/tcp closed dbstar 1416/tcp closed novell-lu6.2 1417/tcp closed timbuktu-srv1 1418/tcp closed timbuktu-srv2 1419/tcp closed timbuktu-srv3 1420/tcp closed timbuktu-srv4 1421/tcp closed gandalf-lm 1422/tcp closed autodesk-lm 1423/tcp closed essbase 1424/tcp closed hybrid 1425/tcp closed zion-lm 1426/tcp closed sas-1 1427/tcp closed mloadd 1428/tcp closed informatik-lm 1429/tcp closed nms 1430/tcp closed tpdu 1431/tcp closed rgtp 1432/tcp closed blueberry-lm 1433/tcp closed ms-sql-s 1434/tcp closed ms-sql-m 1435/tcp closed ibm-cics 1436/tcp closed sas-2 1437/tcp closed tabula 1438/tcp closed eicon-server 1439/tcp closed eicon-x25 1440/tcp closed eicon-slp 1441/tcp closed cadis-1 1442/tcp closed cadis-2 1443/tcp closed ies-lm 1444/tcp closed marcam-lm 1445/tcp closed proxima-lm 1446/tcp closed ora-lm 1447/tcp closed apri-lm 1448/tcp closed oc-lm 1449/tcp closed peport 1450/tcp closed dwf 1451/tcp closed infoman 1452/tcp closed gtegsc-lm 1453/tcp closed genie-lm 1454/tcp closed interhdl_elmd 1455/tcp closed esl-lm 1456/tcp closed dca 1457/tcp closed valisys-lm 1458/tcp closed nrcabq-lm 1459/tcp closed proshare1 1460/tcp closed proshare2 1461/tcp closed ibm_wrless_lan 1462/tcp closed world-lm 1463/tcp closed nucleus 1464/tcp closed msl_lmd 1465/tcp closed pipes 1466/tcp closed oceansoft-lm 1467/tcp closed csdmbase 1468/tcp closed csdm 1469/tcp closed aal-lm 1470/tcp closed uaiact 1471/tcp closed csdmbase 1472/tcp closed csdm 1473/tcp closed openmath 1474/tcp closed telefinder 1475/tcp closed taligent-lm 1476/tcp closed clvm-cfg 1477/tcp closed ms-sna-server 1478/tcp closed ms-sna-base 1479/tcp closed dberegister 1480/tcp closed pacerforum 1481/tcp closed airs 1482/tcp closed miteksys-lm 1483/tcp closed afs 1484/tcp closed confluent 1485/tcp closed lansource 1486/tcp closed nms_topo_serv 1487/tcp closed localinfosrvr 1488/tcp closed docstor 1489/tcp closed dmdocbroker 1490/tcp closed insitu-conf 1491/tcp closed anynetgateway 1492/tcp closed stone-design-1 1493/tcp closed netmap_lm 1494/tcp closed citrix-ica 1495/tcp closed cvc 1496/tcp closed liberty-lm 1497/tcp closed rfx-lm 1498/tcp closed watcom-sql 1499/tcp closed fhc 1500/tcp closed vlsi-lm 1501/tcp closed sas-3 1502/tcp closed shivadiscovery 1503/tcp closed imtc-mcs 1504/tcp closed evb-elm 1505/tcp closed funkproxy 1506/tcp closed utcd 1507/tcp closed symplex 1508/tcp closed diagmond 1509/tcp closed robcad-lm 1510/tcp closed mvx-lm 1511/tcp closed 3l-l1 1512/tcp closed wins 1513/tcp closed fujitsu-dtc 1514/tcp closed fujitsu-dtcns 1515/tcp closed ifor-protocol 1516/tcp closed vpad 1517/tcp closed vpac 1518/tcp closed vpvd 1519/tcp closed vpvc 1520/tcp closed atm-zip-office 1521/tcp closed oracle 1522/tcp closed rna-lm 1523/tcp closed cichild-lm 1524/tcp closed ingreslock 1525/tcp closed orasrv 1526/tcp closed pdap-np 1527/tcp closed tlisrv 1528/tcp closed mciautoreg 1529/tcp closed support 1530/tcp closed rap-service 1531/tcp closed rap-listen 1532/tcp closed miroconnect 1533/tcp closed virtual-places 1534/tcp closed micromuse-lm 1535/tcp closed ampr-info 1536/tcp closed ampr-inter 1537/tcp closed sdsc-lm 1538/tcp closed 3ds-lm 1539/tcp closed intellistor-lm 1540/tcp closed rds 1541/tcp closed rds2 1542/tcp closed gridgen-elmd 1543/tcp closed simba-cs 1544/tcp closed aspeclmd 1545/tcp closed vistium-share 1546/tcp closed abbaccuray 1547/tcp closed laplink 1548/tcp closed axon-lm 1549/tcp closed shivahose 1550/tcp closed 3m-image-lm 1551/tcp closed hecmtl-db 1552/tcp closed pciarray 1600/tcp closed issd 1650/tcp closed nkd 1651/tcp closed shiva_confsrvr 1652/tcp closed xnmp 1661/tcp closed netview-aix-1 1662/tcp closed netview-aix-2 1663/tcp closed netview-aix-3 1664/tcp closed netview-aix-4 1665/tcp closed netview-aix-5 1666/tcp closed netview-aix-6 1667/tcp closed netview-aix-7 1668/tcp closed netview-aix-8 1669/tcp closed netview-aix-9 1670/tcp closed netview-aix-10 1671/tcp closed netview-aix-11 1672/tcp closed netview-aix-12 1680/tcp closed CarbonCopy 1723/tcp closed pptp 1755/tcp closed wms 1761/tcp closed landesk-rc 1762/tcp closed landesk-rc 1763/tcp closed landesk-rc 1764/tcp closed landesk-rc 1827/tcp closed pcm 1900/tcp closed UPnP 1935/tcp closed rtmp 1984/tcp closed bigbrother 1986/tcp closed licensedaemon 1987/tcp closed tr-rsrb-p1 1988/tcp closed tr-rsrb-p2 1989/tcp closed tr-rsrb-p3 1990/tcp closed stun-p1 1991/tcp closed 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5997/tcp closed ncd-pref 5998/tcp closed ncd-diag 5999/tcp closed ncd-conf 6000/tcp closed X11 6001/tcp closed X11:1 6002/tcp closed X11:2 6003/tcp closed X11:3 6004/tcp closed X11:4 6005/tcp closed X11:5 6006/tcp closed X11:6 6007/tcp closed X11:7 6008/tcp closed X11:8 6009/tcp closed X11:9 6017/tcp closed xmail-ctrl 6050/tcp closed arcserve 6101/tcp closed VeritasBackupExec 6103/tcp closed RETS-or-BackupExec 6105/tcp closed isdninfo 6106/tcp closed isdninfo 6110/tcp closed softcm 6111/tcp closed spc 6112/tcp closed dtspc 6141/tcp closed meta-corp 6142/tcp closed aspentec-lm 6143/tcp closed watershed-lm 6144/tcp closed statsci1-lm 6145/tcp closed statsci2-lm 6146/tcp closed lonewolf-lm 6147/tcp closed montage-lm 6148/tcp closed ricardo-lm 6346/tcp closed gnutella 6400/tcp closed crystalreports 6401/tcp closed crystalenterprise 6502/tcp closed netop-rc 6543/tcp closed mythtv 6544/tcp closed mythtv 6547/tcp closed PowerChutePLUS 6548/tcp closed PowerChutePLUS 6558/tcp closed xdsxdm 6588/tcp closed analogx 6666/tcp closed irc-serv 6667/tcp closed irc 6668/tcp closed irc 6699/tcp closed napster 6969/tcp closed acmsoda 7000/tcp closed afs3-fileserver 7001/tcp closed afs3-callback 7002/tcp closed afs3-prserver 7003/tcp closed afs3-vlserver 7004/tcp closed afs3-kaserver 7005/tcp closed afs3-volser 7006/tcp closed afs3-errors 7007/tcp closed afs3-bos 7008/tcp closed afs3-update 7009/tcp closed afs3-rmtsys 7010/tcp closed ups-onlinet 7070/tcp closed realserver 7100/tcp closed font-service 7200/tcp closed fodms 7201/tcp closed dlip 7273/tcp closed openmanage 7326/tcp closed icb 7464/tcp closed pythonds 7597/tcp closed qaz 7937/tcp closed nsrexecd 7938/tcp closed lgtomapper 8000/tcp closed http-alt 8007/tcp closed ajp12 8009/tcp closed ajp13 8021/tcp closed ftp-proxy 8080/tcp closed http-proxy 8081/tcp closed blackice-icecap 8082/tcp closed blackice-alerts 8443/tcp closed https-alt 8888/tcp closed sun-answerbook 8892/tcp closed seosload 9090/tcp closed zeus-admin 9100/tcp closed jetdirect 9111/tcp closed DragonIDSConsole 9152/tcp closed ms-sql2000 9535/tcp closed man 9876/tcp closed sd 9991/tcp closed issa 9992/tcp closed issc 9999/tcp closed abyss 10000/tcp closed snet-sensor-mgmt 10005/tcp closed stel 10082/tcp closed amandaidx 10083/tcp closed amidxtape 11371/tcp closed pksd 12000/tcp closed cce4x 12345/tcp closed NetBus 12346/tcp closed NetBus 13701/tcp closed VeritasNetbackup 13702/tcp closed VeritasNetbackup 13705/tcp closed VeritasNetbackup 13706/tcp closed VeritasNetbackup 13708/tcp closed VeritasNetbackup 13709/tcp closed VeritasNetbackup 13710/tcp closed VeritasNetbackup 13711/tcp closed VeritasNetbackup 13712/tcp closed VeritasNetbackup 13713/tcp closed VeritasNetbackup 13714/tcp closed VeritasNetbackup 13715/tcp closed VeritasNetbackup 13716/tcp closed VeritasNetbackup 13717/tcp closed VeritasNetbackup 13718/tcp closed VeritasNetbackup 13720/tcp closed VeritasNetbackup 13721/tcp closed VeritasNetbackup 13722/tcp closed VeritasNetbackup 13782/tcp closed VeritasNetbackup 13783/tcp closed VeritasNetbackup 15126/tcp closed swgps 16959/tcp closed subseven 17007/tcp closed isode-dua 17300/tcp closed kuang2 18000/tcp closed biimenu 18181/tcp closed opsec_cvp 18182/tcp closed opsec_ufp 18183/tcp closed opsec_sam 18184/tcp closed opsec_lea 18185/tcp closed opsec_omi 18187/tcp closed opsec_ela 19150/tcp closed gkrellmd 20005/tcp closed btx 22273/tcp closed wnn6 22289/tcp closed wnn6_Cn 22305/tcp closed wnn6_Kr 22321/tcp closed wnn6_Tw 22370/tcp closed hpnpd 26208/tcp closed wnn6_DS 27000/tcp closed flexlm0 27001/tcp closed flexlm1 27002/tcp closed flexlm2 27003/tcp closed flexlm3 27004/tcp closed flexlm4 27005/tcp closed flexlm5 27006/tcp closed flexlm6 27007/tcp closed flexlm7 27008/tcp closed flexlm8 27009/tcp closed flexlm9 27010/tcp closed flexlm10 27374/tcp closed subseven 27665/tcp closed Trinoo_Master 31337/tcp closed Elite 32770/tcp closed sometimes-rpc3 32771/tcp closed sometimes-rpc5 32772/tcp closed sometimes-rpc7 32773/tcp closed sometimes-rpc9 32774/tcp closed sometimes-rpc11 32775/tcp closed sometimes-rpc13 32776/tcp closed sometimes-rpc15 32777/tcp closed sometimes-rpc17 32778/tcp closed sometimes-rpc19 32779/tcp closed sometimes-rpc21 32780/tcp closed sometimes-rpc23 32786/tcp closed sometimes-rpc25 32787/tcp closed sometimes-rpc27 38037/tcp closed landesk-cba 38292/tcp closed landesk-cba 43188/tcp closed reachout 44334/tcp closed tinyfw 44442/tcp closed coldfusion-auth 44443/tcp closed coldfusion-auth 47557/tcp closed dbbrowse 49400/tcp closed compaqdiag 50000/tcp closed iiimsf 50002/tcp closed iiimsf 54320/tcp closed bo2k 61439/tcp closed netprowler-manager 61440/tcp closed netprowler-manager2 61441/tcp closed netprowler-sensor 65301/tcp closed pcanywhere Device type: general purpose Running: Linux 2.4.X OS details: Linux 2.4.6 - 2.4.26 or 2.6.9 Uptime 119.594 days (since Tue Feb 28 04:52:13 2006)
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Аз ли съм сгафил някъде или наистина е така?
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Игри за Linux / Общ форум / The elder scrolls i: arena
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-: Jun 16, 2006, 17:45
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Изтеглих TESI: Arena от официалния сайт на Elderscrolls и я пуснах под DOSbox, FC4. В началото почва добре и всичко си работи и т.н., но когато започне истинската игра почва да се бави мъчително! Изпробвах натискането на Ctrl-F8 и Ctrl-F12, както пише при стартирането на DOSbox, но без резултат. Нещо не правя както трябва или просто машината ми е много нова!? Благодаря предварително!
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Linux секция за начинаещи / Настройка на програми / Проблем с Интернет-а изобщо
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-: Jun 15, 2006, 14:32
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Здравейте! Напоследък се случва нещо много странно с Интернет-а ми. Няма значение дали съм с Firefox, Konqueror, Epiphany, Opera или дори links/lynx/elinks, когато отварям някоя страница, често ме препраща на друга! Примерно отварям Firefox и отивам на linux-bg.org. Оттам незайно защо ме препраща на google.com! Или пък отварям kaldata.com и се отваря празна страница само с надпис Red Hat Network! Дистрото ми е Fedora Core 4. За справка: ScreenshotМоля за помощ!
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Linux секция за начинаещи / Настройка на програми / Suse 10.0 mbr
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-: Jun 06, 2006, 16:56
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Здравейте! Проблема ми е следния: имах Уин ХР и Сусе 10 на моя комп. Наложи се да преинсталирам Уин ХР и инсталацията затри MBR. Понеже нямам дисковете със Сусе да възтановя GRUB, а пък за livecd имам само някакъв древен кнопикс, с който върви GRUB, но пък mount изглежда не поддържа reiserfs (каквато е ФС на Сусе дяла). Мога ли по някакъв начин да си направя boot дискета с ЛИЛО/GRUB под Уиндоус, да си буутна линукса и оттам вече да си въстановя MBR? Поздрави на всички!
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Игри за Linux / Общ форум / Hopkins fbi linux
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-: May 08, 2006, 11:54
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Здравейте! Инсталирах си Hopkins FBI for Linux, но когато отида в директорията, в която съм я инсталирал и напиша ./Hopkins_FBI, извежда следното: Примерен код | HOPKINS FBI FOR LINUX (c)1999 MP Entertainment XSETMODE=1 FORCE16BITS SOUND YES X Error of failed request: XF86DGANoDirectVideoMode Major opcode of failed request: 138 (XFree86-DGA) Minor opcode of failed request: 1 (XF86DGAGetVideoLL) Serial number of failed request: 30 Current serial number in output stream: 30
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и толкова. Помня, че ми даваше нещо подобно и Quake3 Arena. Някой може ли да ми обясни какво значи това и как да го поправя? Благодаря предварително!
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Linux секция за начинаещи / Настройка на програми / Не мога да пускам някои програми и скриптове!
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-: Apr 17, 2006, 11:41
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Здравейте! Като напиша някоя програма на С или С++ и я компилирам с gcc или g++ (gcc file.c -o file / g++ file.cpp -o file) не мога да я изпълня. Компилацията протича без грешки, но като напиша , ми извежда:
Примерен код | bash: ./file: Permission denied
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Пробвах с chmod +x, но проблема остава. Всичко правя, както съм правил при другите дистрибуции. Имам същия проблем и с bash скриптовете. Пиша някой скрипт, давам му chmod +x script.sh, но извежда същото! Моля за помощ!
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Linux секция за начинаещи / Настройка на хардуер / Изчезна ми cd-rom-a!
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-: Apr 12, 2006, 15:21
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Здравейте! Стана нещо много странно. Преди СД-то ми беше /dev/hdd или /dev/cdrecorder, но сега и двата файла-устройства ги няма! Като сложа някой диск в СД-то не става нищо! Дори да го маунтна не мога. Пиша: Примерен код | christian@linux:/media/cdrecorder> mount /media/cdrecorder mount: according to mtab, /dev/hdd is already mounted on /media/cdrecorder mount failed christian@linux:/media/cdrecorder> cd /media/cdrecorder christian@linux:/media/cdrecorder> ls /bin/ls: .: No medium found |
Влязох в YaST2 (аз съм със Сюз 10.0), секция ХАРДУЕР -> СД-РОМ устройства. Там пише, че е открило устройство TEAC CD-W552E на /dev/hdd, макар и такова да не съществува! Моля за помощ!
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Linux секция за начинаещи / Настройка на програми / "Чудото, наречено xgl"
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-: Mar 22, 2006, 22:36
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Здравейте! След като опитах LiveCD-то на Kororaa с Xgl останах впечатлен от възможностите на този Х сървър. Реших да го инсталирам и на съществуващия ми Сюз 10.0. Ето тук започва историята '> Първо погледнах на http://en.opensuse.org/Using_Xgl_on_SUSE_Linuxза повече информация. Свалих пакетите xgl-cvs, compiz, libsvg, libsvg-cairo. Направих всичко описано на сайта, но когато стигам до стъпката за стартиране на компиз, ми дава следното: Примерен код | christian@linux:~> compiz --replace decoration move resize place minimize & [1] 6674 christian@linux:~> compiz: No composite extension
[1]+ Exit 1 compiz --replace decoration move resize place minimize christian@linux:~>
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Доколкото разбрах от opensuse, това означава, че не съм пуснал Хgl. Проверих РПМ пакетите и се оказа, че пакета libXau не се е инсталирал. Пуснах го да се инсталира, но дава грешка, че изизквал libc.so.6 (GLIBC_2.4). Потърсих в Yast кой пакет доставя този файл и го намерих. Това беше glibc, но той беше инсталиран! Намерих къде се намира файла и добавих пътя до него в PATH, но RPM все още си упорства. Та който е инсталирал Xgl на Сюз 10.0 успешно, ако иска може да ми помогне. Благодаря Ви предварително!
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Linux секция за начинаещи / Настройка на програми / SuSE 10 на лаптоп
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-: Feb 21, 2006, 14:22
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Здравейте, наскоро инсталирах СуСЕ 10 на лаптопа ми и като цяло върви добре '> . Има само едно нещо, което ме притеснява. Като отида в контрол центъра на КДЕ и отида на секция монитор, там има само честота на опресняване макс. 0 Хц! Това нормално ли е? Поздрави, winbоze
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Linux секция за начинаещи / Настройка на програми / Licq
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-: Feb 13, 2006, 18:11
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Здравейте, Отскоро си инсталирах Licq 1.3 и всеки път като го стартирам, трябва да си въвеждам ICQ UIN, което с страшно досадно! Как да го накарам да запомни ICQ номера ми? Дадох от менюто "Save Settings", но без успех! Благодаря предварително.
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