If Bill Gates had a penny for every time I had to reboot my computer... Oh wait, he does.
Why does task manager use the phrase "kill the application"? Because they are all executable!
Have you heard of that new band "1023 Megabytes"? They’re pretty good, but they don’t have a gig just yet.
Why do most programmers use a dark theme while coding? Because light attracts bugs.
Why does x86 have so many instructions? Because having too few would be RISC-y.
Where does the USA keep its backups? USB.
My mother asked if I could change the DNS server settings. I told her ICANN.
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