Linux за българи: Форуми

CLOUD COMPUTING VISION, presented by Paul Maritz, CEO of VMware, Inc.
The Faculty of Mathematics and Informatics of the Sofia University and VMware Bulgaria are happy to invite you to an exclusive lecture and meeting with Paul Maritz, CEO of VMware, Inc.

Paul Maritz is visiting the Sofia R&D center on July 8th (Thursday). As a part of his visit, Paul will meet with Bulgarian students and alumni, interested in the future of the computer world. He will hold a two-hour visionary presentation about one of the hottest topics in the IT industry — Cloud Computing.

The event is a great opportunity for Bulgarian students and young professionals to meet one of the most prominent leaders in the industry, and gain a unique insight about cloud computing, virtualization, and the future of IT.

The presentation will take place on July 8th at Sofia University Main Hall "Aula".

Please arrive at the location at 17:00h in order to secure a seat. The lecture starts at 17:30h.

State your interest to attend no later than July 5th, 2010, by registering here http://www.cc.vmware-bulgaria.com/user/register ($2)

За повече информация: http://www.cc.vmware-bulgaria.com/ ($2)

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