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Source Code To Windows 98

#include "win31.h"
#include "win95.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "billrulz.h"
#define INSTALL = HARD
char make_prog_look_big[1600000];
void main()
{ while(!CRASHED)
    {   display_copyright_message();
        display_bill_rules_message();
        do_nothing_loop();
        if (first_time_installation)
        {   make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
            do_nothing_loop();
            totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
            search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
            hang_system();
        }
        write_something(anything);
        display_copyright_message();
        do_nothing_loop();
        do_some_stuff();

        if (still_not_crashed)
        {   display_copyright_message();
            do_nothing_loop();
            basically_run_windows_3.1();
            do_nothing_loop();
            do_nothing_loop();
        }
    }
    if (detect_cache())disable_cache();
    if (fast_cpu())
    {    set_wait_states(lots);
         set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
         set_mouse(action, jumpy);
         set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
    }

    /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
    /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
    printf("Welcome to Windows 98");

    if (system_ok())crash(to_dos_prompt)
    else system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);

    while(something)
    {   sleep(5);
        get_user_input();
        sleep(5);
        act_on_user_input();
        sleep(5);
    }
    create_general_protection_fault();
}
Windows Error Codes!

Windows Error Codes Unveiled!

WindowError:001 Windows loaded. System in danger

WindowError:002 No error . . . yet.

WindowError:003 Dynamic linking error. Your mistake is now in every file.

WindowError:004 Erronious error. Nothing wrong.

WindowError:005 Multitasking attempted. System confused

WindowError:006 Malicious error. Desqview found on drive.

WindowError:007 System price error. Inadequate money spent.

WindowError:008 Broken window. Watch for glass fragments.

WindowError:009 Horrible bug encountered. God knows what has happened.

WindowError:00A Promotional literature overflow. Mailbox full.

WindowError:00B Inadequate disk space. Need 50 meg minimum.

WindowError:00C Memory hog error. More RAM needed. More! More!

WindowError:00D Window closed. Do not look out.

WindowError:00E Window open, do not look in.

WindowError:00F Unexplained error. Please tell us how it happened.

WindowError:010 Reserved for future mistakes

WindowError:014 Nonexistent error. This cannot really be happening.

WindowError:015 Unable to exit windows. Try the door.

WindowError:017 Keyboard locked. Try anything you can think of.

WindowError:018 Unrecoverable error. System destroyed.

WindowError:019 User error. It's not our fault. Is not! Is not!

WindowError:01A Operating system overwritten. Terribly sorry.

WindowError:01B Illegal error. Do not get this error.

WindowError:01C Uncertainty error. Uncertainty may be inadequate.

WindowError:01D Unable to figure out our own code. System crashed.

WindowError:01E Timing error. Please wait. And wait. And wait.

WindowError:01F Reserved for future mistakes

WindowError:020 Error recording error codes. Remaining errors lost.

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WindowError:019 User error. It's not our fault. Is not! Is not!

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