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[divak]

http://blogs.pcworld.co.nz/pcworld/tux-love/vista_source.gif

[gotha]

Е време беше и на нея да й откраднат сорса  '>
Има много истина в тая картинка, който я е пробвал знае за какво говоря.

[triplek]

Момента с <2GB ram и <4Ghz cpu ме свали от стола. '> Края също...

[e01]

AddRandomDriver(); '>

[BOT_ev]

'> Погледнете и това http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,2817,2286065,00.asp

[Nikolavp]

Има грешка в сорса би трябвало main да връща long  '>  '>  '>  

[vikktor]

ето още един вариант '>

Примерен код

/*  TOP SECRET Microsoft(c) Project:Longhorn(TM) SP1  Estimated release date:2008  */  #include “win95.h”  #include “win98.h”  #include “leopard.h” char chew_up_some_ram[10000000]; void main () {  while (!CRASHED) { if (first_time_install) {  make_10_gigabyte_swapfile();  do_nothing_loop();  search_and_destroy(FIREFOX | OPENOFFICEORG | ANYTHING_GOOGLE);  hang_system();  } if (still_not_crashed) {  basically_run_windows_xp();  do_nothing_loop();  }  } if (!DX10GPU()) {  set_graphics(aero, very_slow);  set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);  } // printf(”Welcome to Windows 2000″);  // printf(”Welcome to Windows XP”);  printf(”Welcome to Windows Vista”); while (something) {  sleep(10);  get_user_input();  sleep(10);  act_on_user_input();  sleep(10);  flicker_led_promisingly(hard_disk);  } while(user_status(DESPERATE_HURRY)) set_cursor(rotating_blue_bagel); creat_general_protection_fault();  }

[eniac111]

От отдавна не се бях смял толкова. Ако не беше незаконно щях да си поръчам фланелка с този сорс  '>  '>

[Ivshti]

Ето един, писан от мен:

Примерен код

/*  Copyright Microsoft corporation   *     GNOT General NON-Public Licence   *     Project: Pedrito(tm)              *     Project release-date: Summer 2012 *                                       *     Last modifications:               *     Added few bugs :( -Ivo Georgiev   *                                       *     This code is distributed under    *     those the rules of the GNOT GNPL: *     1) If you are not from Microsoft, *     and you are looking at this code, *     you will just die...              *                                       *                                       */ #include "winconf.h" #include "dos6.h" #ifdef WINDOWS_95  #include "win95.h"  #include "windows.h" #endif #ifdef WINDOWS_PEDRITO  #include "win_nt.h"  #include "defice_drivers.h" //New device drivers for Windows pedrito, FIXME: They BSOD 10 times more  #include "windows.h"  bool fuck_you;  bool CRASHED;  WINDOWS_MEMORY_REGISTER a; #endif int main() {  #ifndef DOS   load_dos();   load_dos_drivers();   while (true)  #else   if (RegistryKeyExists(HKEY_SECRET, "Microsoft","fuckyou"))   {   fuck_you = RegistryKeySpecial(HKEY_SECRET,"Microsoft", "fuckyou");   }   if (RegistryKeySpecial(HKEY_SECRET, "Microsoft", "runwindows")==false)    {     StopError(RegistryKeySpecial(HKEY_SECRET, "Microsoft", "reason"), RandomMemoryValue(), RandomDeviceDriver());     return 1; //#### you    }   MountPartitions(NTFS, MOUNT_OK | MAYBE_CHECK_FILESYSTEM);   MountPartitions(EXT3 | EXT2 | LINUX_OTHERS, FUCK_UP_PARTITION); //#### up Linux   MountPartitions(UFS, FUCK_UP_PARTITION); //Don't forget to #### up BSD UNIX;)   if (fuck_you && rand()%30==rand()%30) FormatPartition("C:");   SetGraphicalMode(GRAPH_WINDOWS);   if (FileExists("C:/first_time_install"))    {      MessageBox(NULL, "Copyright Microsoft Corporation. " + ReadFile("EULA.txt"), "Microsoft Corporation",  MB_ICONWARNING | MB_OK);      WaitAnyKey();      if (AskForPassword(GetRandomPassword())==false) fuck_you=true; //majka ti ibaam      if (AskForPassword(real_product_password)==false)         {            RegistryWriteKeySpecial(HKEY_SECRET, "Microsoft", "runwindows", false); //Special function for moding registry            return 1; //exit windows         }      if (GetComputerBrandUsing()=="DELL") fuck_you=false; //Part of the deal with DELL      CreateFile(rand()%100, F_SWAP); //swap      CreateUser("Administrator", ""); //Create an admin account without password      if (fuck_you==true) for(int i=0; i!=10; i++) WaitAnyKey();      FileDelete("C:/first_time_install");    }   AskForLogin(GetSafeMode());   if (GetRAM()<MB(2068) && GetProcessorSpeed()<Ghz(4))    {      MessageBox(NULL, "Your hardware is slow. Please buy a new copy of Windows and new hardware.", "Hardware error", MB_FUCKYOU);      RegistryWriteKeySpecial(HKEY_SECRET, "Microsoft", "runwindows", false);      RegistryWriteKeySpecial(HKEY_SECRET, "Microsoft", "reason", "HARDWARE_TOO_SLOW");    }   if (!WinExec(RegistryReadKey(HKEY_LOCAL_USER,"Microsoft","shell"),NULL))    {      SetGraphicalMode(GRAPH_DOS);      dos_goto_prompt("Microsoft recovery shell");      printf("\n shell failed to start");    }   while (!CRASHED)  #endif  {    #ifndef DOS    ManageWindows(HWND_DESKTOP);    a = RandomMemoryRegister();    if (!WriteMemory(a, RandomMemoryValue()) && FileSize(F_SWAP)>(MAX_SWAP_FILE_SIZE-30))      {       MessageBox(NULL, "General protection fault");       sleep(20);       StopError("GENERAL_PROTECTION_FAULT", a, "page.sys");      }    if (RunDeviceDriver(DEV_ALL)==false) StopError(GetRunnedDriverEror(), GetRunnedDriverMemoryDump(), GetRunnedDriverFile());    if (fuck_you==true && (rand()%4000)==(rand()%4000)) CRASHED=true;    if (fuck_you==true) for(int i=0;i!=10;i++); //just an empty loop to slow windows down;)    #else    dos_goto_prompt();    #endif  }  #ifndef DOS   RegistryWriteKeySpecial(HKEY_SECRET, "Microsoft", "fuckyou", fuck_you);  #endif }

Ама тоя изглежда по-реалистичен '>