Отпечатай - Vista source

ето още един вариант

Примерен код

/*
TOP SECRET Microsoft(c) Project:Longhorn(TM) SP1
Estimated release date:2008
*/
#include “win95.h”
#include “win98.h”
#include “leopard.h”
char chew_up_some_ram[10000000];
void main () {
while (!CRASHED) {
if (first_time_install) {
make_10_gigabyte_swapfile();
do_nothing_loop();
search_and_destroy(FIREFOX | OPENOFFICEORG | ANYTHING_GOOGLE);
hang_system();
}
if (still_not_crashed) {
basically_run_windows_xp();
do_nothing_loop();
}
}
if (!DX10GPU()) {
set_graphics(aero, very_slow);
set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
}
// printf(”Welcome to Windows 2000″);
// printf(”Welcome to Windows XP”);
printf(”Welcome to Windows Vista”);
while (something) {
sleep(10);
get_user_input();
sleep(10);
act_on_user_input();
sleep(10);
flicker_led_promisingly(hard_disk);
}
while(user_status(DESPERATE_HURRY)) set_cursor(rotating_blue_bagel);
creat_general_protection_fault();
}

Ето един, писан от мен:

Примерен код

/* Copyright Microsoft corporation *
   GNOT General NON-Public Licence *
   Project: Pedrito(tm) *
   Project release-date: Summer 2012 *
   *
   Last modifications: *
   Added few bugs :( -Ivo Georgiev *
   *
   This code is distributed under *
   those the rules of the GNOT GNPL: *
   1) If you are not from Microsoft, *
   and you are looking at this code, *
   you will just die... *
   *
   */
#include "winconf.h"

#include "dos6.h"

#ifdef WINDOWS_95
#include "win95.h"
#include "windows.h"
#endif

#ifdef WINDOWS_PEDRITO
#include "win_nt.h"
#include "defice_drivers.h" //New device drivers for Windows pedrito, FIXME: They BSOD 10 times more
#include "windows.h"
bool fuck_you;
bool CRASHED;
WINDOWS_MEMORY_REGISTER a;
#endif

int main()
{
#ifndef DOS
  load_dos();
  load_dos_drivers();
  while (true)
#else
  if (RegistryKeyExists(HKEY_SECRET, "Microsoft","fuckyou"))
  {
  fuck_you = RegistryKeySpecial(HKEY_SECRET,"Microsoft", "fuckyou");
  }
  if (RegistryKeySpecial(HKEY_SECRET, "Microsoft", "runwindows")==false)
   {
   StopError(RegistryKeySpecial(HKEY_SECRET, "Microsoft", "reason"), RandomMemoryValue(), RandomDeviceDriver());
   return 1; //#### you
   }
  MountPartitions(NTFS, MOUNT_OK | MAYBE_CHECK_FILESYSTEM);
  MountPartitions(EXT3 | EXT2 | LINUX_OTHERS, FUCK_UP_PARTITION); //#### up Linux
  MountPartitions(UFS, FUCK_UP_PARTITION); //Don't forget to #### up BSD UNIX;)
  if (fuck_you && rand()%30==rand()%30) FormatPartition("C:");
  SetGraphicalMode(GRAPH_WINDOWS);

  if (FileExists("C:/first_time_install"))
   {
   MessageBox(NULL, "Copyright Microsoft Corporation. " + ReadFile("EULA.txt"), "Microsoft Corporation", MB_ICONWARNING | MB_OK);
   WaitAnyKey();
   if (AskForPassword(GetRandomPassword())==false) fuck_you=true; //majka ti ibaam
   if (AskForPassword(real_product_password)==false)
   {
   RegistryWriteKeySpecial(HKEY_SECRET, "Microsoft", "runwindows", false); //Special function for moding registry
   return 1; //exit windows
   }
   if (GetComputerBrandUsing()=="DELL") fuck_you=false; //Part of the deal with DELL
   CreateFile(rand()%100, F_SWAP); //swap
   CreateUser("Administrator", ""); //Create an admin account without password
   if (fuck_you==true) for(int i=0; i!=10; i++) WaitAnyKey();
   FileDelete("C:/first_time_install");
   }
  AskForLogin(GetSafeMode());
  if (GetRAM()<MB(2068) && GetProcessorSpeed()<Ghz(4))
   {
   MessageBox(NULL, "Your hardware is slow. Please buy a new copy of Windows and new hardware.", "Hardware error", MB_FUCKYOU);
   RegistryWriteKeySpecial(HKEY_SECRET, "Microsoft", "runwindows", false);
   RegistryWriteKeySpecial(HKEY_SECRET, "Microsoft", "reason", "HARDWARE_TOO_SLOW");
   }
  if (!WinExec(RegistryReadKey(HKEY_LOCAL_USER,"Microsoft","shell"),NULL))
   {
   SetGraphicalMode(GRAPH_DOS);
   dos_goto_prompt("Microsoft recovery shell");
   printf("\n shell failed to start");
   }
  while (!CRASHED)
#endif
{
   #ifndef DOS
   ManageWindows(HWND_DESKTOP);

   a = RandomMemoryRegister();
   if (!WriteMemory(a, RandomMemoryValue()) && FileSize(F_SWAP)>(MAX_SWAP_FILE_SIZE-30))
   {
   MessageBox(NULL, "General protection fault");
   sleep(20);
   StopError("GENERAL_PROTECTION_FAULT", a, "page.sys");
   }
   if (RunDeviceDriver(DEV_ALL)==false) StopError(GetRunnedDriverEror(), GetRunnedDriverMemoryDump(), GetRunnedDriverFile());
   if (fuck_you==true && (rand()%4000)==(rand()%4000)) CRASHED=true;
   if (fuck_you==true) for(int i=0;i!=10;i++); //just an empty loop to slow windows down;)
   #else
   dos_goto_prompt();
   #endif
}
#ifndef DOS
  RegistryWriteKeySpecial(HKEY_SECRET, "Microsoft", "fuckyou", fuck_you);
#endif
}

Ама тоя изглежда по-реалистичен

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Хумор, сатира и забава => Хумор => Темата е започната от: divak в Apr 07, 2008, 18:51