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// 
// Dear maintainer:
// 
// Once you are done trying to 'optimize' this routine,
// and have realized what a terrible mistake that was,
// please increment the following counter as a warning
// to the next guy:
// 
// total_hours_wasted_here = 16
//

// sometimes I believe compiler ignores all my comments

Exception up = new Exception("Something is really wrong.");
throw up;  //ha ha

// Magic. Do not touch.

// drunk, fix later

long john; // silver

//This code sucks, you know it and I know it. 
//Move on and call me an idiot later.

#define TRUE FALSE //Happy debugging suckers

long long ago; /* in a galaxy far far away */

# To understand recursion, see the bottom of this file

# To understand recursion, see the top of this file

/* Please work */

double penetration; // ouch

//Dear future me. Please forgive me. 
//I can't even begin to express how sorry I am.

if(m_measures =/*=*/ --index)

// hack for ie browser (assuming that ie is a browser)

// If you're reading this, that means you have been put in charge of my previous project.
// I am so, so sorry for you. God speed.

//Abandon all hope yea who enter beyond this point

/**
 * If you don't understand this code, you should be flipping burgers instead.
 */

// if i ever see this again i'm going to start bringing guns to work

//  If you delete the credits, I will fucking kill you.

/* Be a real daemon: fork myself and kill my parent */

//        .==.        .==.          
//       //`^\\      //^`\\         
//      // ^ ^\(\__/)/^ ^^\\        
//     //^ ^^ ^/6  6\ ^^ ^ \\       
//    //^ ^^ ^/( .. )\^ ^ ^ \\      
//   // ^^ ^/\| v""v |/\^ ^ ^\\     
//  // ^^/\/ /  `~~`  \ \/\^ ^\\    
//  -----------------------------
/// HERE BE DRAGONS

// This is crap code but it's 3 a.m. and I need to get this working.

// Remove this if you wanna be fired

// A Gorgon class - For the love of Zeus don't look directly at it!

// Yes...I know this is repusive and stupid.
// But <%CompanyOwnerOrManagerToken%>, not knowing a thing about code,
// demanded I do it anyways. SO, go crap on their desk, not mine.
// K THX BYE

#define TRUE rand() % 2 == 0