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Титла: Globalization
Публикувано от: alabal в Mar 08, 2005, 10:40
Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?  
Answer: Princess Diana's death.   Question: How come?  
Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French   tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was   drunk on Scottish whiskey, followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, on Japanese  motorcycles, treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines!And this   is sent to you by an American, using Bill Gates' technology Which he enjoyed   stealing from the Japanese. And you are probably reading this on one of the   IBM clones that use Taiwanese-made chips, and Korean-made monitors, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transported by lorries driven by   Indians, hijacked by Indonesians, unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, trucked   by Mexican illegal aliens, and finally sold to you.   That, my friend, is Globalization! Finally, an explanation in English!