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[neonic]

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For many years molecular biologists have been mystified by the fact that very little of an organism's DNA seems to serve any useful function.   I have solved the mystery.   The reason why only 30% of human DNA performs any useful function is that the rest of it is comments.   Once we decode a typical human genome, we see that the contents begin as follows:   === /* HUMAN_DNA.H  *  * Human Genome  * Version 2.1  *  * © God  */   /* Revision history:  *  * 0000-00-01 000  1.0  Adam.  * 0000-00-02 100  1.1  Eve.  * 0000-00-03 02:11  1.2  Added penis code to male version. A bit messy --  *                        will require a rewrite later on to make it neater.  * 0017-03-12 03:14  1.3  Added extra sex drive to male.h; took code from  *                        elephant-dna.c  * 0145-10-03 16:33  1.4  Removed tail.  * 1115-00-31 17:20  1.5  Shortened forearms, expanded brain case.  * 2091-08-20 13:56  1.6  Opposable thumbs added to hand() routine.  * 2501-04-09 144  1.7  Minor cosmetic improvements -- skin colour made  *                        darker to match my own image.  * 2909-07-12 02:21  1.8  Dentition inadequate; added extra 'wisdom' teeth.  *                        Must remember to make mouth bigger to compensate.  * 4501-12-31 14:18  1.9  Increase average height.  * 5533-02-12 179  2.0  Added gay option, triggered by high population  *                        density, to try and slow the overpopulation problem.  * 6004-11-04 16:11  2.1  Made forefinger narrower to fit hole in centre of  *                        CD.  */   /* Standard definitions  */   #define SEX male #define HEIGHT 1.84 #define MASS 68 #define RACE caucasian   /* Include inherited traits from parent DNA files.  *  * Files must be pre-processed with MENDEL program to provide proper  * inheritance features.  */   #include "mother.h" #include "father.h"   #infndef FATHER #warn("Father unknown -- guessing\n") #include "bastard.h" #endif   /* Set up sex-specific functions and variables  */ #include   /* Kludged code -- I'll re-design this lot and re-write it as a proper  * library sometime soon.  */ struct genitals    { #ifdef MALE    Penis *jt; #endif    /* G_spot *g;   Removed for debugging purposes */ #ifdef FEMALE    Vagina *p; #endif    }   /* Initialization bootstrap routine -- called before DNA duplication.  * Allocates buffers and sets up protein file pointers  */ DNA *zygote_initialize(Sperm *, Ovum *);   /* MAIN INITIALIZATION CODE  *  * Returns structures containing pre-processed phenotypes for the organism  * to display at birth.  *  * Will be improved later to make output less ugly.  */ Characteristic *lookup_phenotype(Identifier *i); ===   ...and so on.     [ Note that God uses three-space tabs ] --

 

[Dimitar_Ouzounoff]

да, много е забавно :)
незнам кой е автора но в http://www.gnu.org/fun/ е поместено заедно с още хумор.

[pink]

Хаха, много ми хареса:

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