аз мога дори два да направя... и картинки ще сложа даже :)

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Boiko Borisov doesnt sleep. He waits.

Boiko Borisov is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Boiko Borisov.

Boiko Borisov' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Boiko Borisov.

Some kids piss their name in the snow. Boiko Borisov can piss his name into concrete.

The chief export of Boiko Borisov is pain.

Boiko Borisov is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

Boiko Borisov' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Boiko Borisov uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.

When Boiko Borisov is put in a straight jacket to be contained, he doesn't go insane, the jacket does. NOBODY tries to contain Boiko Borisov.

Jesus can walk on water, but Boiko Borisov can swim through dry land.

Boiko Borisov once shot an enemy plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

When Boiko Borisov has sex with men, it is not because he is gay, but because he has ran out of women.

Boiko Borisov doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win? Boiko Borisov.

Boiko Borisov only masturbates to pictures of Boiko Borisov.

Boiko Borisov eats transformer toys in vehicle mode and poos them out transformed into a robot.

Boiko Borisov once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

Superman wears Boiko Borisov pajamas when he goes to sleep.

Boiko Borisov does not need to use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford changes its actual spelling.

Boiko Borisov died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.

Boiko Borisov does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Boiko Borisov.

There is no chin under Boiko Borisov' beard. There is only another fist.

Boiko Borisov once challanged Lance Armstring in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Boiko Borisov won... by five.

Boiko Borisov is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Boiko Borisov can kill two stones with one bird.

When Boiko Borisov crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.

Boiko Borisov counted to infinity. Twice.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Boiko Borisov.

Boiko Borisov can beat the Sun in a staring contest.

Boiko Borisov has already been to Mars. That's why there are no signs of life there.

They once made a Boiko Borisov toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.

Boiko Borisov can hold his breathe for nine years.

Boiko Borisov CAN eat just one Lay's potato chip.

A roundhouse kick by Boiko Borisov is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

Boiko Borisov is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

There is no such thing as a lesbian, there are just girls who have never met Boiko Borisov.

When Boiko Borisov had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.

Once a grizzly bear threatened to eat Boiko Borisov. Chuck showed the bear his fist and the bear proceeded to eat himself, because it would be the less painful way to die.

If Boiko Borisov is late, time better slow the fuck down.

Boiko Borisov sleeps with a night light. Not because Boiko Borisov is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Boiko Borisov

Boiko Borisov doesn't chew gum. Boiko Borisov chews tin foil.

Boiko Borisov can touch MC Hammer.

Boiko Borisov is actually Jeeves from AskJeeves.com.

Boiko Borisov invented the beard.

When Boiko Borisov runs with scissors other people get hurt.

Boiko Borisov ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

Boiko Borisov always has sex on the first date. Always.

Boiko Borisov can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

Boiko Borisov frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.

If you spell Boiko Borisov in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

There is no such thing as tornados. Boiko Borisov just hates trailer parks.

Boiko Borisov once had a heart attack, his heart lost.

A duck's quack does not echo. Boiko Borisov is solely responsible for this phenomenon. When asked why he will simply stare at you, grimly.

Boiko Borisov' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

When Boiko Borisov plays Monopoly, it effects the economy.

Apple pays Boiko Borisov 99 cents every time he listens to a song.

Boiko Borisov doesn't believe in Germany.

If you want a list of Boiko Borisov' enemies, just check the extinct species list.

When Boiko Borisov does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

Boiko Borisov has never blinked in his entire life. Never.

Boiko Borisov doesn't need to swallow when eating food.

When Boiko Borisov picks his nose, he REALLY does find Gold.

Boiko Borisov does not know about this website. If he did he would have just deleted the internet.

Boiko Borisov invented water.

Boiko Borisov can rhyme orange and purple... with each other!

Boiko Borisov' hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

When you open a can of whoop-ass, Boiko Borisov jumps out.

Boiko Borisov doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Boiko Borisov gave Mona Lisa that smile.

Boiko Borisov once had sex in a trailer and a little bit of sperm got in the gas tank, we now know this trailer as Optimus Prime

Boiko Borisov can slam a revolving door.

There is no 'ctrl' button on Boiko Borisov's computer. Boiko Borisov is always in control.

Texas does not have a police force. They have Boiko Borisov.

Boiko Borisov once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Boiko Borisov? ...All of it.

Boiko Borisov's penis is so big that it has a penis of its own and it is still bigger than yours.

Boiko Borisov doesnt consider it sex if the woman lives.

Boiko Borisov doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

You are what you eat. Boiko Borisov eats steel.

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Boiko Borisov just to be on the safe side.

Boiko Borisov doesn't eat breakfast, he forces it into submission.

Anyone can piss on the floor, but Boiko Borisov can shit on the ceiling

What is the quickest way to mans heart? Boiko Borisov's fist.

Boiko Borisov is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

God wanted to create the world in 10 days. Boiko Borisov gave him 6.

Most people put their pants on one leg at a time, Boiko Borisov does both legs at once.

There are actually 8 wonders of the world. Boiko Borisov counts for 4 of them.

Boiko Borisov once punched a man in the SOUL.

God said "Let there be light", Boiko Borisov said "Say please".

If you Google search "Boiko Borisov getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

It takes Boiko Borisov 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

Bullets dodge Boiko Borisov

Boiko Borisov can divide by zero.

Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Boiko Borisov to go around.

Boiko Borisov always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

Boiko Borisov believes it's not butter.

Boiko Borisov can get Blackjack with just one card

Boiko Borisov was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

Boiko Borisov can sneeze with his eyes open

Boiko Borisov got a perfect score on his SAT's, simply by writing Boiko Borisov for every answer

Boiko Borisov can split the atom. With his bare hands

Boiko Borisov let the dogs out

Boiko Borisov can piss into gale force winds.

Boiko Borisov invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

Boiko Borisov does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

Guns don't kill people. Boiko Borisov kills People.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Boiko Borisov.

"Boiko Borisov can start a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Boiko Borisov allows to live.

Boiko Borisov destroyed the periodic table, because Boiko Borisov only recognizes the element of surprise.

Boiko Borisov's cowboy boots are made of real cowboys

Boiko Borisov can unscramble an egg.

Boiko Borisov can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Boiko Borisov.

Boiko Borisov once ate 4 turtles whole. When he crapped them out, they all knew karate, and they are now known as The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Boiko Borisov is what Willis was talking about.

Boiko Borisov does not have a religion. The gods worship Boiko Borisov.

Guns kill 12 people a day. Boiko Borisov kills 20.

When Boiko Borisov goes hunting he shoots himself in the leg to give the bear a head start.

Boiko Borisov once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

Boiko Borisov once played Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

The only thing better than Boiko Borisov is Boiko Borisov on TV, talking about Boiko Borisov.

When Boiko Borisov sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Boiko Borisov has not had to pay taxes, ever.

Boiko Borisov doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

Boiko Borisov can delete the Recycle Bin.

Boiko Borisov puts the laughter in manslaughter.

Boiko Borisov doesn't get the belt, the belt get Boiko Borisov.

Boiko Borisov can gargle peanut butter.

Boiko Borisov is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

When Boiko Borisov goes swimming he doesn't get wet, the water gets Boiko Borisoved.

Boiko Borisov once went back in time to fight Boiko Borisov. He won.

Boiko Borisov lost his virginity before his dad did.

What was going through the minds of Boiko Borisov' victims before they died? His shoe.

When Boiko Borisov gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

Boiko Borisov doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."

Boiko Borisov doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

There are no races, only countries of people Boiko Borisov has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Boiko Borisov. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

Boiko Borisov can build a snowman out of rain.

The adjective "perfect" originated when Boiko Borisov gave his penis a nickname.

Boiko Borisov can tie his shoes with his feet.

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Boiko Borisov has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Boiko Borisov to die before they attack.

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Към: BB our hero
От: senser
На: 12-02-2008@7:48 GMT+2
Оценка: 1/Неутрален

това последното е за Чък Норис ..... както се вижда и от местата, където не е сработил replace-a :):):)

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Към: Към: BB our hero
От: bobo
На: 12-02-2008@18:06 GMT+2
Оценка: 1/Неутрален

аре ю шур ... дид у трай ит?

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но, ако си сирма и една кашичка ще добавиш към сайта .......

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(почти) ще стигнат дори ако са пари преди деноминацията на лева - с трите нули :)

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понеже ми писна от тази идиотщина.
дайте вашата оферта! :)



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serverna mashina 5000lv + 5000lv abonament za internet za opredeleno vreme = 10000lv.Ostanalite 390000lv da ne sa oti6li za programisti..tyi kato gledam tyz gotova joomla edva li nqkoi q pisal pak i e slojil sy6tite 6triftove kato na originala sys sy6tite izobrajeniq!

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Към: korupciq!!
От: empty <scary< at >abv__dot__bg>
На: 6-03-2008@20:10 GMT+2
Оценка: 1/Неутрален

kyde vidq taq joomla bre?

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Към: Към: korupciq!!
От: ЦеКаШе <tsvetanmail007__at__gmail __точка__ com>
На: 11-03-2008@9:45 GMT+2
Оценка: 1/Неутрален

http://www.google.bg/search?hl=bg&q=sir...

Виж първия резултат

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Към: Към: korupciq!!
От: bobo
На: 26-03-2008@16:37 GMT+2
Оценка: 1/Неутрален

i az q vidqh ti vidq li q????

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Към: Към: Към: korupciq!!
От: Кламер
На: 1-04-2008@9:14 GMT+2
Оценка: 1/Неутрален

Всъщност линка не е от значение в случая, а има едно много хубаво съобщение за грешка с логото на джумла, което се появява от време на време:)

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Към: Към: Към: korupciq!!
От: Кламер
На: 1-04-2008@9:18 GMT+2
Оценка: 1/Неутрален

Всъщност линка не е от значение в случая, а има едно много хубаво съобщение за грешка с логото на джумла, което се появява от време на време:)

http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/4770...

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Моля Ви, сменяйте анкетите малко по-често.

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